LAPTOP SCULPTURE CARVED IN 100BC.... HOW COULD THOSE PEOPLE HAVE KNOWN?

My love for conspiracy theories won't land me in trouble. That is how i was busy searching for one more conspiracy theory gist and i stumbled upon this one from dailymail.co.uk

Is this ancient Greek statue a proof someone took a laptop back in time??

Sculpture: Grave Naikos. Does this look like a laptop to you?

A 100BC sculpture depicting a small girl holding  laptop shaped structure kind of like showing something to a woman sitting on a stool. hmmm. Not shocking enough? i said. No not until i looked closer at the sculpture and saw what looked like USB ports by the side of the Laptops. 

The Image was displayed at the The J. Paul Getty Museum in Malibu, California and is titled Grave Naiskos of an enthroned woman with an attendant.

Skeptics have debunked claims of any relationship with modern day laptop saying it is must have been a Jewelry chest or a wax pad tablet like the one depleted in the image on the left used by the Greeks as a not pad. 

Conspiracy theorists however fired back with the following arguments

1. The Structure is too hollow to be a jewelry box
2. The woman is not holding any stylus like the man in the Image on the left
3. The woman is focused directly to the centre of the screen like we do today
4. This is the most intriguing part. what looks like a USB port can be seen fro the side of the sculpture that could have been USB 0.01. 

USB Ports Depicted

A conspiracy theorist SpeakingOut had this to say in this Video (Watch Here) released in 2014

‘I am not saying that this is depicting an ancient laptop computer,’ ‘But when I look at the sculpture I can’t help but think about the Oracle of Delphi, which was supposed to allow the priests to connect with the gods to retrieve advanced information and various aspects.’

The way her fingers are touching the screen self. Its as if she is using a touch screen device..

What do you think?? Drop you comments below